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Post by Asher on Nov 17, 2009 13:52:54 GMT -5
"Maybe we wouldn't fuck it up this time?" Asher questioned with a laugh as she shook her head before the angel and the gypsy shoved her out of the dressing room to the other Catos.
"It's not hard to do when they're all dumbass whores," Asher said, not caring if someone heard her. She had a low patience for a lot of the feminine things in life, usually that fell to Ian, no pun intended. They had sort of swapped roles and moved back and forth fluidly between themselves, which was why Ian currently had Nicolae.
"So now that you're all happy, can we go now?" she more stated than asked at this point, already spinning on a heel and having the dress follow her movements perfectly.
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Post by Gabriel on Nov 19, 2009 17:49:38 GMT -5
The look that the three sisters hsared told her that they weren't done with her just yet. And indeed, when they muttered the most dreaded of dreaded words, it was known. "Time for shoes!" they crised, stuffing Asher back into the dressing room just as Mama made her own escape. The angel was looking at them with raised brows when the door to the dressing room was slammed in their faces.
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Post by Asher on Nov 19, 2009 20:13:06 GMT -5
"Do they realize that it's going to cost them extra?" she mused as she stripped out of the dress and pulled her own clothes back on, tossing it in a heap on the only chair in the dressing room as she crouched down to examine the door handle.
"Or that I can get out of here," she murmured as she opened the door with a few deft movements and stepped out, looking quite as if she owned the place at the moment with the air around her.
"I'm going to get lunch. Would you like anything Gabi?" she asked with a coy smile over her shoulder.
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Post by Gabriel on Nov 19, 2009 23:48:13 GMT -5
Gabriel gathered up the dress in her arms and followed after here. "I do believe I said I was paying for everything," she said as they came out into the hallway between all the dressing rooms and handed the dress to the frazzled attendant. The girl left with a grateful nod, hurrying to go ring it up. "And I don't think you're going anywhere until we finish this little 'adventure'. Better gird your loins girly."
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Post by Asher on Nov 20, 2009 0:50:22 GMT -5
The tiny Hawaiian snickered, already half way to the door. "I agreed to dresses and nothing else. Nothing else shall be done until I get some food because I will decapitate someone and burn everything down," she said.
"So I get food, then I'll play nice with the shoes, because otherwise you will have to render me unconscious and play with my body," she said as she crossed her arms over her stomach. Asher was very picky about what she agreed to and since she hadn't eaten yet today, things were going to go to hell, quite literally, rather soon if she didn't get something to eat outside of this store.
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Post by Gabriel on Nov 20, 2009 12:04:25 GMT -5
Sighing, Abelie was the first to volunteer to go with her quazi-sister-in-law and joined her at the door. Gabriel joined them as well, since Abelie didn't hav ethe skills necesary to keep Asher in one place for any given time. "Let's roll," the gypsy said while her sisters made their way to the shoe department to see what was there. Mama took a seat out in the lobby, feeling rather tired and done with the whole situation herself.
Had she been half this excitable when she was their age?
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Post by Asher on Nov 20, 2009 14:15:39 GMT -5
Asher rolled her eyes and was out the door, barely giving it time to shut behind her before she was off down the street at a rapid pace, going away from the store as fast as possible without breaking into a run. She suddenly had an urge to go find Ian and see their son and just take a moment away from all this wedding bullshit.
She ran a hand through her hair before swinging into a bakery, getting her food and a rather large cup of coffee before sitting down and closing her eyes, slumping in her chair and relaxing a bit, resting her head on the back of the chair.
She took a deep breath and stretched, blowing it out before she opened her eyes and took a sip of her coffee and a bite out of her food. "I hate this," she muttered.
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Post by Gabriel on Nov 20, 2009 14:43:45 GMT -5
"No shit," Abelie replied as she slid into the chair across from her. She was smiling as she said it, and it was odd that such a sweet looking girl would ever curse to begin with. Except that Abelie was indeed the eldest of six sisters and tended to 'play' with her brother's friends more then her own (all of which were male). Gabriel was sitting next to her. "We can tell how much this is bugging you, you know. And we are sorry, but humor us for a bit longer?"
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Post by Asher on Nov 20, 2009 14:51:21 GMT -5
"You have no idea," she said with a roll of her eyes as she looked at the two women. "And that's what I'm doing," she said with a sigh as she looked out the window, toying with her coffee cup as she picked it up and sipped at it.
The truth was that she just wanted it all to be over, to go back and cuddle in bed or go surfing, or something that was inside her rather large comfort zones. And she wanted to see her son and Ian. As to what exactly they were, it was more of friends and lovers, not like they were husband and wife. Although it may end up as common-law or something like that.
Ash made a mental note to find out about doing a status for Ian later after the wedding disasters were done.
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Post by Gabriel on Nov 20, 2009 16:08:28 GMT -5
"No, you're holding up the end of a bargain you struck with me," the angel pointed out and an annoyed huff. "And being a perfect brat about it. If I'd known you were going to threaten civilains, I'd have gone another round with you in the bed."
Abelie just stared at her. "Moving on," she coughed, "We're not actually asking you to marry Ian. Hell, we know that neither of you are interested in a ceremony at all, but we still want to play with you. Whether you know it or not, you're one of us now."
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Post by Asher on Nov 21, 2009 0:02:55 GMT -5
Asher snickered at Gabit's response and shook her head, finishing her coffee. "No, when I agreed to sleep with you, it was only for the dresses, nothing else," she said before turning her attention to the eldest Cato.
"Then you get to take him out and stuff him in a penguin suit," she said with a decidedly evil smirk covering her lips as she folded her hands and rested her elbows on the table, chin propped on her laced fingers.
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Post by Gabriel on Nov 22, 2009 19:31:40 GMT -5
"Believe me, it's covered, " the gypsy replied with an evil grin. There was no way her brother was going to escape this ordeal without suffering at least a fraction of what Asher was. Besides, they wanted pictures (which Gabriel had also agreed to pay for) so that they could at least pretend there had been a wedding. The cato sisters were an imaginative bunch.
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Post by Asher on Nov 22, 2009 20:19:17 GMT -5
Asher swore, the language coming from her lips a long dead one that she didn't even know if Gabriel would recognize. She knew that look, Ian had used it often enough when she had teased him or done something similar and she knew she would pay later.
She sat back and crossed her arms, pouting prettily as she glared at the two women. "Fine, then I get to pick out your dresses when you finally tie the knots," she said, grinning with a far more evil undertone to hers. "That goes for every female in the Cato clan, and you, Gabriel."
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Post by Gabriel on Nov 22, 2009 20:25:30 GMT -5
Abelie looked positively ill, but met Asher's gaze courageously. "Bring it," the look said.
Gabriel snorted. "Good luck with getting me to agree to marrying Lucifer. It isn't happening in your lifetime," she informed her primly.
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Post by Asher on Nov 22, 2009 20:31:25 GMT -5
Aher fairly cackled with delight at it, millions of half formed plans already flitting through her head. "Not like Ian and I are getting married either, so we can just make you suffer through the same torment as well," she pointed out calmly as she met the angel's eyes.
"Of course, I could always relinquish whatever soul everyone thinks I have," she said with a downright evil smile.
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